“I play minecraft”

They have fast fingers and know how to use them.

“Ayy man what those hands do?”
“i play minecraft”
“oooh he got fast fingers”

by Simpmansimp May 8, 2021

I don't play Minecraft

A user/player who denies playing the block game of "Minecraft" because they're too embarrassed and cannot quit the game. These users/players usually make fun of other users who play Minecraft, as they're playing.

'I don't play Minecraft' user: "HAH, BRO, YOU STILL PLAY MINECRAFT. HAHAHA." (As they proceed to spam their keyboard to mine a diamond block.

A Minecraft player: "Uhh, yeah?"

Another example:

A Minecraft player plays Minecraft.

Out of nowhere, the 'I don't play Minecraft' user says "I DON'T PLAY MINECRAFT IDIOT WOW, A GAME FOR LOSERS." (Once again, as they proceed to play Minecraft).

A Minecraft player: "We didn't even say anything about you playing Minecraft??!"

by minemansimulator August 25, 2018

oh your playing minecraft

i like ya cut G

Oh your playing minecraft I like ya cut g *slaps back of head*

by Pyrockz October 21, 2020

Fuck of I’m playing Minecraft

When your playing Minecraft and the meme pops up

Fuck of I’m playing Minecraft

by Death is coming January 2, 2020

a fat martian troll who plays minecraft

ace roan is a fat Martian troll who plays minecraft
hack this bitch

www.plus.google.com/+AceRoane

ace roan is a fat martian troll who plays minecraft

by bullshit meister November 13, 2017

Play some minecraft

Rough anal sex, typically with two men.

Jerry: Wanna play some minecraft?
Isaac: Sure!
Jerry: Alright hop on my couch so we can get started!

by Minecraft Player March 3, 2021

get the fuck out of my room i'm playing minecraft

A 7 second video of a man holding a camera walking into a room and then being greeted with a preteen playing minecraft and is mad because his PvP skills suck.

*Opens door*
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!"

by cute fwuffy furry!! UwU~ hehe January 1, 2017