platypussy

it is the pussy of a platypus... damn those furries

you: I just fucked some platypussy.

friend: You a furry?

by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot February 02, 2018

platypussy

when your vagina has become flattened because you got hit by a car.

OHMYGOODNESS!! SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR?! SHE MUST HAVE A PLATYPUSSY!!

by dinowhxre August 16, 2020

platypussy

When a man and a woman get together and play cleft the boychin wonder with a platypus.

"I wanna platy your pussy."

"Negro platypussy, git r done?"

"Socks."

"There's a platypussy in your mom's uterus."

by Sneezy Hallow January 20, 2008

platypussy

a platypussy is a dead animal on a clay dirt road.

C-“OMG!!!! Did y’all just see that platypussy in the road!!!”
M- “OMG! We have to turn around and go look at it.”

by YoU wAnT sOmE fUk¿ April 26, 2020

Platypussy

referring to a girl with a extremely abnormally flat vagina

"Dude, that girl I banged last night had one hell of a platypussy!"

by Bre and someone November 08, 2009

Platypussy

A platypus sized vag
See epilatypussy

Wow man her's is so big!

Big enough to be a platypussy?

HELL YEAH!

by Nasugi November 23, 2011

Platypussy

A woman whoms snatch reminds you on a platypuss

holy shit dude, did you see that platypussy?! that thing definetly belongs on national geagraphic

by wikitwikit April 18, 2010