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pitching a tent

The art of lifting the material of your pants covering the groin using only body parts below the waist.
Johnny was pitching a tent when he was watching porn.
by Anonymous February 11, 2003
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Pitching a tent

The act of experiencing an erection, in such a way that it causes the pants or shorts to form a tent like shape at the front, because of the raging erection that is experienced by the person wearing the garment.
1) I felt myself pitching a tent as I saw the girls walk by.

2) "Dude you just pitched the biggest tent while you did your presentation to the class." "Yeah I know, I tried to control it but of course that didn't work."
by you can't handle this March 21, 2016
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Pitch a Tent

To pop a wood causing one's pants to rise up resembling a tent.
"When I saw her bend over in that short skirt, I had to sit down and pitch a tent."
by (TheDude) May 4, 2007
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pitch-a-tent

to have an erection large enought to lift your trousers to a tent like shape.pitch-a-tent, pitched-a-tent, pitching-a-tent,pitches-a-tent
he loves doing it so much he pitches-a-tent everytime he thinks of it! dont start pitching-a-tent in public! of course he likes porn, i bet he has pitched-a-tent loads of times! damn shes so hot, she makes me pitch-a-tent everytime i see her!
by steven desmond January 30, 2007
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Pitched a tent

Having a boner.
by BigMacRavioli August 10, 2017
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pitching a tent

This my children is code name for i got a boner.The word is used to discribe the way pants go up looking like a tent when you get a boner.
I was looking at porn the other day and i started pitching a tent
by {JLS} June 7, 2009
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pitching a tent

he pitched a tent when he heard i gave someone a blowjob
by Amy Dillbutt October 7, 2007
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