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Patakan

A person who snubs upon everything that s/he is not confidently knews.
You are a patakan to me you always have a shit to throw on my favorite movies. Just because it is not French.
by Jackoffwabbit November 20, 2021
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Captain Patakat

Sunk the SS Sandu and caused the deaths of 35 billion dinosaurs. Captain Mhewin managed to salvage the ship after Captain Patakat was struck in the head by a pressure regulating wheel.
The Sandu Sank, and Captain Patakat did it.
by aBcDeFgHiJkLmNoPqRsTuVwXyZ1348 February 27, 2019
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Paki Patakha

A shameless, fruity Southall lad of Pakistani descent who mixes Urdu-laced filth with extreme sexual depravity, flexing in dad’s BMW M3, devouring Peshwari naan, sipping Afghani tea, and whispering cousin marriage fantasies. Peak energy hits Jummah/Friday, turning halal restaurants and takeaway joints into filthy playgrounds of horny chaos. Known for disgusting sexual antics, greasy hookups, and hands that wander everywhere.
Bruv, Imran was sprawled on the BMW after Jummah, pants down, Peshwari naan crumbs in his crack, whispering about his rishtedar… full Paki Patakha energy.
by HorseCoq August 25, 2025
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