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Ass Paper

Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.
Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.
by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019
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eat my ass paper

Similar to saying "eat shit". You're asking the recipient to eat the paper with which you have wiped said shit from your ass.
Hey dude! You're an asshole. Eat my ass paper!
by ChrisD June 11, 2006
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