fat old bag of sag

Used for an old woman who has bags on her bags, rolls on her rolls and wrinkles on her wrinkles.

*old woman* You want some of this?
*guy 1* No, you old hag!
LATER
*guy 1* Dude, did you see that?
*guy 2* yeah you got hit on by that fat old bag of sag.

by DonTouchMeFoo November 27, 2010

Old fashioned bag rolling

To deliver several devistating blows to the crotch and groin region to cause great pain. Usually a male gender is on the recieving end.

If That guy does'nt stop screwing my wife I'm gonna give him an old fashioned bag rolling!

by Davey crotch rocket December 24, 2009

Old-England Tea Bag

The Old-England Tea Bag is when you urinate on your S/O's face then proceed to take a dump into her mouth.

Dude 1: I gave my wife the Old-England Tea bag this morning.
Dude 2: Wow! How'd she take it?
Dude 1: She filed for a divorce this morning.

by FuccBoii2k15 March 21, 2015

the old punching bag

Is a term that refers to the male genitals

Joe got kicked in the old punching bag

by Yeoldjokster January 25, 2016