Parsimonious

Adjective:

Definition:
Quite the tight arse.
Uber conservative to the extreme.
One who must urgently flee when their round is due.
Someone who shamelessly announces "I bags the dregs from the public bar drip tray"

Synonyms: frugal, miserly, stingy, tight as a fishes arsehole,

Usage:
During the week after riverfire, daily lunch time punters quickly learned, that Clayton reckons Paul is an olympic class parsimonious cunt.

by slippery poita June 26, 2025

parsimonious

so tight-arsed as to be prepared to eat parsnips

that guy is a parsimonious fucker, would rather eat parsnips than carrots

by doughnut dave June 26, 2025