oceanside

Where amphetamines and jarheads flow like wine. Also, where Sammy Hagar has been spotted at the In-n-Out Burger.

Oceanside features a unique variety of retailers, including Outer Limits Smoke Shop and Amvets.

by Fluxcapacitor May 25, 2005

Oceanside, CA

Diverse town in southern California, mostly famous for Camp Pendleton, the marine base, and the San Luis Rey Mission.

Oceanside can either be really nice or really ghetto- depending where you live. The more well-off people tend to live in Ivey Ranch, Mission Mesa, Fire Mountain, Ocean Hills, and the homes near the El Camino Country Club. As for Deep Valley, Eastside, South Oside, or Tri City...well, those are the areas you want to avoid late at night.

Oceanside is actually very beautiful, and contains a nice community college, MiraCosta, an old drive-in theater in The Valley, a country club, a bike trail, a mission, and several bars and businesses along Coast Highway. Great place to visit.

I'm bored, what should we should do?

Let's go chill in Oceanside, CA. There's always something to do out there.

by sandiegonative September 2, 2011

oceanside high school

a lame school to go to. Teacher are just over paid baby sitters. To many dif clicks. to many mexicans and asians. The blacks think there the shit. The teachers dont teach they just sit back and watch the kids.

history teacher and oceanside high school: Here kids take this book and copy as much of it as you can untill the bell rings. I'm going to sit at my desk and drink my coffe. DON"T BOTHER ME!

by 1997-2001 student January 20, 2009

Oceanside

1) A mecca for Jarheads
2) A breeding ground for current and future high school military wives.
3) A place where the only good thing to do is watch movies.

"A jarhead stabbed me in Oceanside"

by 830123 April 29, 2005

oceanside

A city located in Oceanside, California. Many Marines, Crips, Bloods, Mexican Gangs. A bad place to be if your wearing the wrong color. Especially watch out for the Bloods and going to the valley... Very dangerous...

I was visiting my cousin in oceanside and went to a then 20 samoan bloods surrounded me for wearing blue. I'm glad i was from out of town and they saw my Arizona license plate.

by The Poster July 24, 2006

Oceanside

how to define oceanside...
well lets see first its a town where everyone knows who and where to go for the good drugs( but i wont name it here becuase no one wants the cops there)
most people smoke weed behind the highschool
half the town is either slutty and pot heads or emo and potheads
but there are the random people that dont do drugs
everyone knows eachother
half the parents agree with their kids promblems or dont believe they have any

dont go there! its a hell hole

person 1: wow im sooo fucking bored wat do you wanna do
person 2: idk wat do yu wanna do
person 1:idk lets go behind ******* and get some drugs
person 2:okay oceanside blows

by osidegirl<3 August 20, 2006

oceanside

a sick ass place, that has many, sluts, jarheads, mexicans, oh and madddd fuckin paisas!!! haha everyone knows everyone and the beaches are always packed with sexy surfer dudes and chiks , alot of random ass people smoke weed, if you live in oceanside odds are your gunna have a problem with drugs, sex, or alcohol later in life, but thats alrite, oceanside is sick as fuck and if yur not down for the city get the fuck, us oceansiders hate carlsballs(carlsbad) because there wack wastoids with no life, oceansides the shit, if yu go, you wont wanna leave, well depends caz sometimes oceanside sucks asssss!!!! and is like hell hahah

chick 1-hey foo wanna go to oceanside and get fucked? caz carlsballs blows dick, and i heard theres alot of parties and dope ass people there.

chick 2-hell yea im down for whatever, oceanside is fuckin awesome

chick 1- fuck yea!!! i'll call up my homeboys an i'll bring this one hoe so she can give him road head so we wont have to give up gas money

chick 2- dope foo, lets dip out!

by calilove760baby March 30, 2009