dry as a nun's cunt

Aus. (1) extremely thirsty; (2) drought conditions.

(1) I could murder a beer, I'm dry as a nun's cunt.

(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.

by bill smiff January 5, 2011

colder than a nun's cunt

1 Cold to the point of being painful.

2 An object that cannot be made warm.

3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.

It felt colder than a Nun's Cunt.

by rnathenson October 9, 2009

Tighter then a nun's cunt

A term used to describe anything thats very tight, in a satirical manner, because nuns can't have sex, therefore there cunts would be tight. plus its fun to say, and it flows nice

Danm bro this fucking nail is tighter then a nun's cunt

by -_- _/(-_-)\_ November 8, 2020

Nun's Cunt

Used to describe a close relationship. One in which two people can share anything with eachother.

Annika you can tell me anything, we are as tight as a Nun's Cunt.

by TheKidTK February 21, 2011