Pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend

(png bf/gf) Significant other of no particular significance but to:
A.) Approve/disapprove outfits before heading to clubs to hunt for boys/girls
B.) Give advice on what the opposite sex means by texts/non-verbal physical communications
C.) Be up for dinner or a movie at any given moment in the absence of a "real date"
D.) Have long conversations or short funny ones as long as they are amusing or supportive
E.) Approve/disapprove waxing options
F.) Screen all possible hook-ups and/or bootycalls for applicability.....

1. Good lord can you hang out with anyone besides your pseudo-non-gay boyfriend/girlfriend, jeez!
2. What's up with you and your pseudo-non-gay girlfriend/boyfriend! DUDE, come on! They're totally blockin' tonight!

by acyd_byrn_70_65270 October 18, 2008

nonboyfriend

The guy friend in a girl's life that she must always specify as a non-romantic relationship.

Also works for nongirlfriends.

Jessica: So is Brian your boyfriend now?

Rachel: How many times do I have to tell you? He's not my boyfriend!

Jessica: Fine. He's your nonboyfriend then.

by jesprice February 5, 2010

Nonbyfriend

Something you can call your non-binary partner

*random dude* : you still single

*me* : nope I got myself a nonbyfriend

by Devyn stalker February 4, 2021

nonbyfriend day

nonbyfriend day is the day you celebrate your non binary partner, like boyfriend and girlfriend day, but for non binary people

celebrated on the 22nd November

hey! it's the 22nd of November happy nonbyfriend day, I love you!

by mortasfuck March 8, 2021