Deal or No Deal

When men see a female, there is a small tussle inside the man's mind. He tries to decide whether he would take part in sexual intercourse with her or not. When he decides, he yells "DEAL" if he would like to have sex with her, or "NO DEAL" if he does not. All his male friends should hear so they can view and give their own comments on the girl.

CLASSIC DEAL OR NO DEAL

Guy 1 - "There's Carmen Electra! DEAL!"
Guy 2 - "DEAL!"
Guy 3 - "DEAL!"

Guy 1 - "But oh no, here comes Amy Winehouse! NO DEAL!"
Guy 2 - "NO DEAL"
Guy 3 - "DEAL"
Guy 1 and 2 "What the fuck?!?!??!"

by Rossness August 10, 2009

No Deal

Another term for "no", or "go fuck yourself". When someone says something to you, usually presenting an offer or an ultimatum, you can disagree by saying "no deal"

Hey man I just found out that you've been flirting with my girlfriend and now I'm very angry. What am I going to do about this you may ask? Well, I'm gonna come to your house, kick your teeth in, and shut your mouth for you.

Sorry...no deal

by Le Derpson January 2, 2012

no dealings

No feelings to another being. Straight up w/ it. In & out. No games. No part in an action.

I don't want no dealings with it.

by Groovyguh January 23, 2017

Deal or No Deal

Deal or No Deal, the best game on Evolution Gaming. Some may say “it’s a scam” but sometimes it’s not about it. It’s actually about having fun and not going overboard or diving too deep in the game where you get stressed or very angry.

The Hosts on the game are brilliant, they are very fun to talk to. Having a laugh and some banter. Some may even make you happier. ( like they did for me) you don’t have to play the game, you can just sit in chat and talk to the hosts, keep them company!!

They like the company. And give you some very interesting chats!

Person A: Wanna play Deal or No Deal?
Person B: Nahhh! I’d rather just talk to the hosts, they have fun convos.
Person A: Ah- Okay! Sounds fun. I’ll bet on low price.
Person B: Okay, just don’t Gamble TOO MUCH!!!

by Goddess of Flirting December 9, 2021

No deals

No way; I do not accept the charges

No deals on the curry, it smelled like ass.

by Matt Gibu May 14, 2003

Deal-or-no-deal-a-tosis

Medical term used for obsessive emotional attachment to deal or no deal.

rabishku: rajaniiii i cried watching deal or no deal today, its so emotional.
rajani: i think your suffering from deal-or-no-deal-a-tosis dear.

by Rajanikant May 13, 2006

No deals

Way! You're paying for it.

No deals brah, you sat on the curry...you're gonna pay the charges.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003