When you fuck a woman in the vagina then randomly stick it in her ass so she shits all over your chest and then you wipe it off with you penis like a windshield wiper.
by Charliebegg69 June 27, 2021
Get the New Mexican Windshield Wipermug. Get a fresh green chile, chop the top off with stem. Get hard and Insert penis in chile and remove 5x. When the significant other is ready ram that bad boy up ther anus and pull out fast to make popping sound effect while the chile becomes inserted after pop.
Cant wait for Karen to get home, been waiting to give her the New Mexican Chile Popper for a minute.
by LegendKiller23 June 7, 2020
Get the New Mexican Chile Poppermug. a new mexican road rash is the act of taking a giant steamy shit on a females face and then rubbing the shit in with a towel or a t-shirt creating the image of a road rash
by perpNojkush February 25, 2011
Get the new mexican road rashmug. by Onecheaprobot January 7, 2011
Get the Mexican New Yearmug. *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* Hey bob I know we getting shit at right now but I’m gonna go do the New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo on the teacher.
by bobby12636162552 November 4, 2022
Get the New Mexican Mumbo Jumbomug. When you’re eating a guys ass after eating Green Chile, then vomit in his hole. He then shits it out into a cup and it is eaten.
Person 1: I gave him the The New Mexican Ass Blast last night!
Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.
by Edward Santiago Brown May 6, 2025
Get the The New Mexican Ass Blastmug. Driver gives the passenger a blowjob starting in new Mexico, while passenger holds steering wheel. all while Blasting George strait and seeing if you can make it to Amarillo by morning.
Bro your mom gave me a New Mexican troubadour while you were asleep in the back seat. I didn’t even know she liked George straight.
by Buzzkill89 June 22, 2025
Get the New Mexican troubadourmug.