When you fuck a woman in the vagina then randomly stick it in her ass so she shits all over your chest and then you wipe it off with you penis like a windshield wiper.
by Charliebegg69 June 27, 2021
Get a fresh green chile, chop the top off with stem. Get hard and Insert penis in chile and remove 5x. When the significant other is ready ram that bad boy up ther anus and pull out fast to make popping sound effect while the chile becomes inserted after pop.
Cant wait for Karen to get home, been waiting to give her the New Mexican Chile Popper for a minute.
by LegendKiller23 June 07, 2020
a new mexican road rash is the act of taking a giant steamy shit on a females face and then rubbing the shit in with a towel or a t-shirt creating the image of a road rash
by perpNojkush February 08, 2011
by Onecheaprobot January 07, 2011
*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* Hey bob I know we getting shit at right now but I’m gonna go do the New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo on the teacher.
by bobby12636162552 November 05, 2022