A relatively small town in central Wisconsin with a relatively large drug problem. Half of the population is either in bars or addicted to meth.
Guys in this town think their dick grows when they drive trucks. Only thing good about this town is St. Patrick’s day and the shitty wolf river. Arguably more potholes in the roads than people.
Guys in this town think their dick grows when they drive trucks. Only thing good about this town is St. Patrick’s day and the shitty wolf river. Arguably more potholes in the roads than people.
Can’t wait to go visit New London, Wi and get some meth and break my fucking a-arm on oshkosh street.
by fuckhortonville October 8, 2019
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~Moses, "The Old Testament" Deleted Scenes
When an aquaintance has a serving of delicious New Londons fries, this law can be utilized. The Moocher must first declare that he/she is taking some fries under the Rule of New Londons. The owner of the fries has no choice but to comply, for they know that they have mooched in the past and will mooch in the future.
~Moses, "The Old Testament" Deleted Scenes
When an aquaintance has a serving of delicious New Londons fries, this law can be utilized. The Moocher must first declare that he/she is taking some fries under the Rule of New Londons. The owner of the fries has no choice but to comply, for they know that they have mooched in the past and will mooch in the future.
"Dude, you're so envious, I have fries and you don't!"
"I hereby enact the Rule of New Londons. Fork some over."
"Dammit dude, fine, here ya go..."
"I hereby enact the Rule of New Londons. Fork some over."
"Dammit dude, fine, here ya go..."
by JockoAccidente October 7, 2006
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