A nickname for an alcoholic drink comprised of a wide mixture of hard liquor drinks mixed together into one bottle. Known for it's foul taste, strong smell, and an ability to caused blackouts, vomiting and a rough morning after.
Typically created when there isn't enough liquor in the bottle to use by itself, or, when you really just want to get fucked up that night.
There is no real set recipe for Montezuma's revenge, just mix and match liquors and drink until you feel ready. It's not recommend to attempt to dance after you drank some, despite you feeling the urge too.
Typically created when there isn't enough liquor in the bottle to use by itself, or, when you really just want to get fucked up that night.
There is no real set recipe for Montezuma's revenge, just mix and match liquors and drink until you feel ready. It's not recommend to attempt to dance after you drank some, despite you feeling the urge too.
"I was drinking some Montezumas revenge man, and good lord was I on the floor at the end of the night."
Party goer 1: "Hey, whats in the bottle?"
Party goer 2: "Itsh someish montezisichmas revenge."
Party goer 1: "The fuck?"
Party goer 3: "He said Montezuma's revenge. You might want to stand back, he's going to puke everywhere in a little bit."
Party goer 2: *PUKE*
Party goer 3: "Remember kids, Montezuma's revenge is no joke. Be careful when you drink it."
Party goer 1: "Hey, whats in the bottle?"
Party goer 2: "Itsh someish montezisichmas revenge."
Party goer 1: "The fuck?"
Party goer 3: "He said Montezuma's revenge. You might want to stand back, he's going to puke everywhere in a little bit."
Party goer 2: *PUKE*
Party goer 3: "Remember kids, Montezuma's revenge is no joke. Be careful when you drink it."
by HenchyWorldPeace January 9, 2013
Get the Montezuma's revengemug. Diarrhea.
A gringo term for getting the runs from visiting Mexico
and being a dumb gringo and drinking the tap water, or eating spicy food...silly gringo...oops I'm a gringo.
A gringo term for getting the runs from visiting Mexico
and being a dumb gringo and drinking the tap water, or eating spicy food...silly gringo...oops I'm a gringo.
by thedzone October 4, 2009
Get the Montezuma's revengemug. The art of getting revenge on a girl for telling you she is pregnant, by consuming an abundant supply of ex-lax, coercing her to have sex with you, force her to toss your salad, and during the act exploding all over her face.
by Club 553 August 31, 2007
Get the Montezuma's Revengemug. by Neumannator September 3, 2016
Get the Montezuma's Revengemug. when you take a hard shit in a girls vagina then have sex with her.
the revenge part is for the girl because you get your own shit stuck in your dick hole.
the revenge part is for the girl because you get your own shit stuck in your dick hole.
Jake:man why you keep ichting your dick
Bob: i gave my girl a montezuma's revenge and i forgot wat the revenge part was about
Bob: i gave my girl a montezuma's revenge and i forgot wat the revenge part was about
by A-ron-378 March 8, 2009
Get the montezuma's revengemug.