Monster Truck Dump

An absolutely enormous shit. A shit so big you can proudly take it home to your parents. Your colon living out its dump truck fantasies.

The day after the buffet, I took this monster truck dump. A serious two foot turd. I felt like a great waste had been lifted from me.

Monster Truck Dump by the Geug April 8, 2009

Monster Truck Pussy 

The guy who drives a large truck in an intimidating or aggressive way but then, when you roll-up on them at a stoplight, turns out to be a little guy, a wimp or just a withering pussy - clearly using his big rig to compensate...

After hounding the cyclists with his monster truck, the Monster Truck Pussy turned out to be another little angry guy in a MAGA hat - declining the cyclist's request that he step out of his truck.

Monster Truck Pussy by cowboy up liberal September 29, 2021

monster truck seminary 

A cemetery where people trip, usually in a small town.

Look at those hooligans walking towards the cemetery! It must be a monster truck seminary!

monster truck seminary by klassii May 25, 2011

Monster truck enthusiast

Redneck, stereotype of people from the southern united states.

We don't use pejoritives like redneck here. We prefer the term Monster truck enthusiasts.

Monster truck enthusiast by Conradw March 4, 2009

monster truck titties

When a woman (or various women) have voluptuous and oversized breast that contrast in size to the rest of her (or their) body. Monster Truck Titties can be all natural, or can be Implanted. Typically breast’s larger than a D sized cup, with slim a waistline.

“Damn, how can that girl be 5’6, size 2 waist, and have 32 DD Monster Truck Titties?

Ex: Kate Upton, Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara, Pamela Anderson, and Busty Buffy all have Monster Truck Titties.

monster truck titties by M.F. Jones April 19, 2018

The Monster Truck 

The act of inserting four fingers clinched into a fist into a female's vagina and four fingers clinched into a fist into her anus, also known as 4x4'n

Mike drove the monster truck through jackie and ruinned the path.

The Monster Truck by RattlesnakeRick February 4, 2010

Virginia Monster Truck Tire 

When you stand up after sex fully erect, and you clock your head on the running ceiling fan.

Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.

Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.

Virginia Monster Truck Tire by Handjizz_201 February 18, 2019