malletting

Verb. The act of being shit at something. Specifically being a quarterback in the national football league.

Ex: "Dude, you're totally malletting this furniture assembly. "

by PhookingGenius August 13, 2017

Mallett

A night out where you pay for fuck all but somehow end up pissed and a free lift home, or stop out to to get the cheapest way home possible

I’m gonna do a mallett tonight

by The Mallett April 20, 2018

dirty mallett

allows for easy scoring at the climax of a long drive.

Ass: "it was fourth and inches. so i went for the dirty mallett."
Hole: "nice work."

by danull16 April 21, 2009

Tom mollett

Someone who can give it out but can’t take it

That guys crying because I called him fat even tho he said it to me. He’s such a Tom mollett

by Adama johnsone June 12, 2022