Mize

Mize, also mise. Magic the Gathering vernacular, referring to any unexpected yet beneficial event. Corruption of "Might as well..."

"Ah ha! I mized a shock!"

by KHD June 7, 2003

Mize

A chick who is extremely hot that you'd bend over backwards for just to make the happy and see em smile.

Mize
"Luv yah mize!"

"ahaLuv yah too hun!"

by The real Amoy March 28, 2010

Mize

When you ignore someone or when someone ignores you

Why did you mize my texts bro

by Kxblo. Ww May 8, 2019

mized

Shortened version of Ketamized. Meaning to be under the influence of the dissociative drug Ketamine.

I?..ughh?....ohh? ...I'm really mized.

by Retamizer October 15, 2009

Mize

refer to "THE Asshole"

That guy comes close, but he is no Mize.

by phanc bank August 2, 2004

MIZE!

Any man, woman, child, car, animal, machine.. any thing.. that ends up ripping you off, or plans to.

Bro1: "aren't you gonna get a soda?"
Bro2: "fuck no, that store's a fuckin MIZE for a dollar a can!"
or:Bro1: "hey Dave, can I get some gas money?"
Bro2:"no, bro, I just bought you a quart of High Life"
Bro1:"thanks a lot, you fuckin MIZE!"

by J. SPIZE May 18, 2004

Mize

Shortened form of miser, usually in reference to a friend who has some bongers left but is pretending to be out of supply. Mizes are often victims of their own conservation for failure to reciprocate flowage within their social network seshes, and may get pinched on the next snackle run especially for a reputation of flagrant mizing.

Dude don't be such a mize! You've got that green smile on and I know you've got loads left so pack some bitch.

by My Pseudonym Is My Pseudonym January 28, 2010