Dirt Mirt

Someone who is dirty and needs to take a shower but their whole family is against him and wants to keep him dirty.

Ray: I just got done with lax lemme take a shower
Dad: Let adam take one first
Ray: But im such a Dirt Mirt!

by That Big One February 05, 2011

Mirte

A beautiful woman, who is incredibly smart, well spoken and kind. She all does this with amazing tits. She has a great personality and you would be lucky to have her.

I like a Mirte, but she’s just way out of my league!

by Wooden box November 23, 2021

Mirte

The most beautiful woman to exist. She is smart and kind, with gorgeous tits. Her eyes shine like those of sirens and her smile is mesmerising.

She will rock your world and you’ll never want her to leave.

I lost Mirte, I was just not good enough for her.

by Wooden box November 22, 2021

Mirte

Mirte is a very weird person who goes make cupcakes with a boy named scout

Mirte is an scout lover

by November 22, 2021

Mirte Dieleman

She is a big fan om homosexuality and also loves my cock

ah that mirte dieleman is totally gonna suck my cock

by frederik baldildo fan March 29, 2022

Mirt

A female ejaculation that results in a spray of up to 50 feet.

Lori was surprised but proud when her partner made her mirt

by Mirtygirls2018 December 01, 2018