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Milk the cash cow

First put into practice by a German exchange student. Meaning "to squeeze the breasts of a wealthy girl". More aggressive than fondling.
Did you milk the cash cow?

Yeah, she loved it! You should try milking a cash cow.
Milk the cash cow by Germarme January 15, 2015

The milk is in the cow

everything is where is it supposed to be, the task has been completed
The milk is in the cow and coming your way.

You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! 

Stemming from a mix up of the two phrases, "Before you buy the car, you gotta take it for a test drive," and "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," this phrase is interchangeable with the former. You would say this if your friend wants to remain abstinent until after marriage.
Brad: CLAIRE! You can't marry him without doing the deed. What are you thinking? You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! Straight from the teet, Claire. Come on!

Milk the cows 

A way to say can I “suck your titties”, but discreetly.
At work, to a female coworker; “Wow, can I please milk the cows???

At school, to your hot teach; “Can I stay after school, I’d like your help Milking the Cows”
Milk the cows by Shrimp Bayless February 18, 2020