Middlefornia

The vast exspanse of land that covers the interior of the southern portion of the state of California. (e.g. Inland empire). Greatly resembles middle America: All the same defects but always over 100 degrees. Inhabitants sport such trashy brands as PBR and Tapout. Cowboy hats are prevalent, as is obesity and some twisted form of christianity.

On my way back to L.A. from my trip to mammoth, I was dying for some inn n out ad so I reluctantly stopped in Lancaster, even though it is the capital of Middlefornia.

by Count Owenski July 17, 2011

middlepot

a melissa flower twig inside a pot, in the middle of a window sill.

"this is as pretty as a middlepot, so delicate and precious..."

by fluffy warmth August 24, 2023

middledorf

Getting a strike in bowling when the 4 pin knocks over the 2 pin then the 2 pin knocks over the head pin or the 6 pin knocks over the 3 pin and 3 pin knocks over the head pin.

I had one middledorf in the last game I bowled.

by Lougan June 16, 2023