Meleemaster

A male with a small body and a minuscule penis. This person will often claim he is a master when it comes to sexual intercourse but the truth is that he will remain a virgin his whole life.

Inu often boasted that he was a master when it came to sex, but we all knew he was a meleemaster.

by Thatguyist May 11, 2008

Merjem

Merjem is the kindest and most loving person you will ever meet. Yes, she may be a very strong and independent woman, one of the most warm-hearted people you will ever meet, hopeful and sexy. But not a hopeless romantic. Are you trying to shoot your shot at Merjem? Well, good luck with that - cuz she's TAKEN! Without her love, everyone who loves her is just a bunch of futile peasants. Besides, if Merjem's heart was sold at auction, I would pay tenfold the highest bid ( just sayin'). Merjem is one in a million and having Merjem in your life really facilitates it. Seeing Merjem smile and feeling her presence is truly a dream come true. Without Merjem, you are a abominable, futile oaf.

A: I think I've found the one.
B: Let me guess... Merjem!
A: Precisely!

by chuchuplzlolxD June 5, 2022

Meltem

Meltem means wind in turkish probably like her name blows people away she will blow your mind with her attractiveness and being caring she will never leave you she is a loyal person

Meltem is offline on internet today

by Turcomania November 21, 2021

Melhem

A wise, street smart, charming, usually funny man that is also really good at intercourse due to his long penis. Melhem is usually tall and buff and plays sports especially basketball.

Hey Jess, have you met Melhem's big M?

by Jeff210 October 13, 2011

Melemia

Melemia is a disease much like Belemia, only represents the male alternative. I wouldn't reccomend trying it, but basically the guy throws up his food after most meals to ensure that he stays skinny.

"Hey man, I saw dan throwing up in the bathroom, i think he might be Melemic."

"Yeah he definitely has Melemia, he only weighs like 100 lbs"

by morgazmic April 14, 2008

melhem moment

A moment of pure genius and brilliance

'Geez, Anthony had a Melhem Moment when he could do 85x50 in his head!'

by +_?! October 31, 2016

Meljomar

A name easily pronounced and spelt wrong as Mellomar, Melgomar, or my personal favourite, Meljaymar.

Teacher: Joe is here, Candice is here, is... "Meljaymar/Meljgomar/Mellomar" here?

Meljomar: Yea, I'm here, but you could call me Melji.

Teacher: Ok, "Melgi is here"

(BRUH SERIOUSLY WHY THE FCK DO PEOPLE THINKY NAMES SPELT WITH A "G")

by Reeetabix November 17, 2019