Meat Popsicle

A dead man's boner.

"Man, that guy has a MEAN meat popsicle!"
"Yeah, that's HUGE!"
"Sally, I'll give you 100 dollars to eat that meat popsicle!"

by Allabamevenon April 16, 2009

meat popsicle,

give male oral in not a nice way to a person or company

"Sprint gave our company a 'meat popsicle' instead of dealing with us fairly"

by peter September 15, 2003

Meat popsicle head

A person who has utterly missed the point of a statement or line from a movie. A person hopeless out of the know. Drawn from the movie the Fifth element the main character is questioned by authorities if he is human and he responds “Negative. I am a Meat popsicle.” Correctly this would have informed the police that he had been frozen and revived thus explained an apparent very long life. Over whelming this was taken to have been a cheeky comment to the officers.

“I don’t get that scene in Harry met Sally, how did he make her cum like that.” “ Ooo you’re a total meat popsicle head.”

by Dave Zed December 3, 2008

Meat popsicle

Corn dog

Meat popsicles are just meat on a stick.

by Meaty popsicle February 21, 2019