March 2nd 

“Get me out of here” day

Me: Dude did you know that “get me out of here” day is next week?!
You: Do you mean March 2nd?
Me: Duh

March 2nd by Duh_itz_blah November 10, 2019

March 2nd 

On March 2nd YOU have to hold ur crush’s hand. This day is amazing for single people who want to hold someone’s hand!

Person 1:hey
Person 2:hi
Person 1: It is march 2nd
Person 2: I get to hold my crush’s hand!

March 2nd by Maybe_a_tiktoker February 28, 2020

March 2nd 

2nd March is the day you have to give someone head.

Yo today is March 2nd, isn't it head day?

March 2nd by devil_officiall144 March 2, 2022

March 2nd 

1. Dr.Suess' birthday
2. Texas Independence Day
3. The day gay people are born

Person 1: That dude was born on March 2nd
Person 2: Must be gay

March 2nd by AresDaFab March 15, 2020

March 2nd 

National Hang out with BF/GF

Hey it’s March 2nd! We have to hang out all day

March 2nd by SnoopytheD0g March 1, 2022

March 2nd 

The day methheads are born

“why is she looking like me like that?”

“poor girl must have been born on march 2nd”

March 2nd by beefbuff October 15, 2019

March 2nd 

all the boys that are born on this day will break your heart.

He was born on March 2nd then he broke my heart

March 2nd by sdyoefwgf2e November 10, 2020