majeed

a guy who only wears hugo boss and has a girlfriend who is black and has a bbl on both sides
he deffo drives a grandad jaguar and has no freinds
he is always angry and never gets any nyash or pum

your mum looks like majeed

by blemblemblem June 15, 2022

Dirty majeed

When a gay best friend decides to lick your toes, and suck on you toe nails, while being fingered by a squirrel.

I did a dirty majeed to my friend this morning.

by Your_joey September 18, 2021

Majeedur

A cool dude with a middle part thinks he's funny but gets none bitches, dresses like a white dude, has a more extensive hair and skincare routine than most girls but is a pretty chill guy and a good kisser.

Did you hear Majeedur got rejected again?

by Majeedurshorsecock February 20, 2022

Majeeda

A woman who is small, and nicknamed mumbo

just about any grandma that ever lived

by Joe Schmoe March 27, 2005

Majeed

GOD

Majeed = GOD

by AhmedUmar December 28, 2021

Prof. Madweed

Someone who gets no bitches
Smokes weed all-day
Worst teacher of all time
Dogshit at debates against literally anyone

"why the cops here"
" cuz prof. Madweed had mad weed on him"

by yesssssuh May 10, 2022