LPM

An acronym for licks per minute, usually used to describe how fast an ASMRtist is licking the ears on a 3dio microphone.

That ASMRtist is vigorously licking those "ears", they must be going at least 120 LPM.

by PorqueThePigg June 24, 2021

Lpm

Abbreviation of the words "la puta madre". A widely used expression by youth nowadays.

Literally, it means "the whore mother". But it could be understood in English as "damn it" or even in some cases as the well-known acronyms like lmao, rofl, lol...

This term has multiple uses.

In a serious chat.

Boy: Tell me what happened!
Girl: I'm crying, lpm

In a chat with good vibes and jokes.

Boy: Look at the meme I sent you.
Girl: HAHAHAHAHA LPM

by dingadongato February 9, 2018

LPM

Like lol lpm is laughs per minute and is a unit of measure how funny a show, situation, or story is

South park has twice the lpm's of family guy, in fact family guy has one of the lowest lpm counts compared to other tv shows

by scottyboy123 August 11, 2009

LPM

Little penis man

Chris pointed out the Dave is an L-P-M

by The other loft resident February 14, 2003

LPM

Licks Per Minute. Specifically measuring the speed at which one can perform tongue oscillations. Frequently checked amongst friends in the morning.

"Hey guys, morning LPM check" or "Hey mate, what is your LPM?"

by random39265938748 February 16, 2022

LPM

The initials of the establishment “ lycée pilote mednine”
Translation from tunisian southern dialect of the word “asylum”

I love LPM

by We r all mad here February 12, 2023

lpm

large penis man

"oh wow! jeremy's such a lpm!"

"whats that?"
"large penis man of course!"

by jeremy1112222 April 26, 2022