Mike Lemont

A generous giving man who loves giving footlongs to suburban women. Loves sandwiches, OutKast and giant pickles. He brings the sandwiches to tennis and neighborhood gatherings.

Mike Lemont gave me a footlong.

Who brought the sandwiches? Mike Lemont.

by M. Lemont November 6, 2020

Lemont Shot

A shot consisting of blue monster and apple smash. Also known as marshmallow madness.

Hey man lets do some lemont shots!!

by Ter terror October 19, 2018

Lemont High School

A high school in Lemont where most of the kids are either going to have lung cancer or an STD by the time they graduate. This school is filled with rich, entitled little shits that don't know how to keep their dicks in their pants or their tits in their shirts. They think it's cool to vape or smoke weed all over the school, and chances are there might be a hermit or two living up in the ceiling in the theater tech room. There's probably some chick in junior or senior year that's pregnant already, and nobody learns anything from health anymore, especially when it comes to sex ed.

"I go to Lemont High School."
"That fuckin' sucks."

by Evanescence2008 October 16, 2018

Lemont High School

A high school in Lemont where 90 percent of the school is rich, spoiled, white kids. Then these kids try to act hood by smoking mass amounts of weed so they can try to validate there popularity. They are smug douches who dont do shit because they know that their parents can afford to pay for any college they want to go to. They have 30,000 dollar cars to drive 2 miles a day, going to school and back. The other 10 percent are the kids who supply all the drugs to the others and commit the pettiest of crimes such as burglary and theft. The girls are steadily becoming bigger whores as the pregnancy rate is increasing. This place is fucked up and its getting worse.

"Hey bro where'd you go for high school"
"Lemont High School"
"I'm sorry to hear that"

by thasnaaaaaaaasty September 23, 2012

Lemont High School

Where half of Jesus’s disciples go. Not the best school out there

My loyal hoes go to Lemont High School, unfortunately

by Some.Random.Bitch December 21, 2020

Lemont High School

A school in a shitty town that is full of weirdo emo gay shits, slutty rich bitches, jocks too fucking scared to say they're gay, pussy ass wipes, and a bunch of other boring rich cunts

1: where did you go to high school ?
2: lemont high school

1: ...
2: ...
1: ....cunt

by A_Disappointed_Student April 2, 2017

Lemont High School

A high school in lemont built in the 1800's

Go Fucking Indians!

We are Lemont High School

by mikerc69 October 22, 2008