Laymanator

1. The downfall of every race
2. The one mistake God forgot to correct
3. Could possibly be the biggest douche bag ever and is solely responsible for sudden deaths of students in the hallways, collapsed lungs, and cracked ribs
4. A marblecake head/ see heinous, Satan
5. A complete and total idiot. A person lacking intelligence and common sense, see moron.
6. Most times contaminated...likes to dance by themselves at the back of the room
7. Sits on multiple chairs...usually at once."Why can't you sit like a normal person!"-Spadiner.
8. Great dancer(lie) horizontAL

1. "SHIT! Run! The LAYMANATOR'S coming!"
2. Person 1: Whats a diss for the Laymanator?
Person 2: What's not a diss for the Laymanator...

by acidburnedsoul October 26, 2006

Layman's land

The area between the scrote and the sphyncter on guys or the fuckhole and the muckhole on women.

She had a solid love of licking my layman's land; who was I to deter her?

by Younez May 14, 2007

layman's terms

Saying something technical/confusing in an easy to understand manner (like when someone says a confusing phrase, whilst the other is like "SPEAK ENGLISH!")

"Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, 'Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out'"

by Cakeisalie January 3, 2008

layman's terms

The use of basic speach, or words/terms that a person will understand.

Teacher: The volume of a container with a gas, when reduced by one half, will double the force exerted by the gas by a factor of two
Student: Uh, I don't understand. Can you give that in layman's terms?
Teacher: When you squeeze a balloon to half it's size, it is harder to squeeze right? This is because the pressure is doubled. Get it?
Student: Uh, Yah!

by Nate314 September 4, 2008

laymans

Terms designed to be understood by those unfamiliar with the art in question.

Person 1: FDISK uses binary megabytes when displaying drive and partition sizes, not decimal megabytes.

Person2: Laymans terms please

Person 1: Complicated program counts numbers differently to usual

by Dr.Evil July 26, 2004

layauna

Layauna is an amazing person especially to have as a bestfriend she’s is an amazing and funny person and no matter how many disagreements you get in she will always love you, you can always depend on her to make me you smile, she will never let you down she always have ur back, if you have met Layauna your the luckiest person on the earth because she will never let you down

Your friends with layauna omg your so lucky I wish I had a friend like you!

by Firefighters55 January 3, 2021

laymansplaining

Non-scientist condescendingly explaining to scientists what science is. (cf mansplaining)

Person: "This magical crystal will cure cancer and fix your broken love life."
Scientist: "No it won't. But thanks for the laymansplaining."

by Chem1885 June 17, 2018