getting kicked in the balls 

it doesn’t actually hurt that much. it’s just something us guys made up and exaggerated to gain attention and invalidate other people’s pain.

“getting kicked in the balls is the most over-exaggerated experience since the dawn of time”

getting kicked in the balls by superg101 May 19, 2022

It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls. 

When someone does something wrong but, relatively speaking, it's not that bad.

Becca: Jim, you can't talk that way to old people.
Jim: It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls.

It's not like I kicked the Pope in the balls. by JakSheppard September 1, 2017