David Kaczynski

He's just as Polish as his brother.

David Kaczynski thinks wearing glasses makes him look less Polish. He thinks they are robot alien blockers, and that the FBI only went after his brother and didn't pay him one million dollars because he didn't have his glasses on.

by Solid Mantis October 6, 2021

David Kaczynski

David Kaczynski certainly doesn't bring guys like Hugo Spadafora to mind. He seems more like Rick Moranis, except he's trying to be taken seriously by looking serious and sounding serious. Why would anybody trust a guy like Rick Moranis if he wanted to be rich, powerful, and taken seriously, and not satisfied until people met all three of those demands?

David Kaczynski seems more like a guy that spent his life diverting suspicion to others and getting rich for it than a concerned citizen.

by The Original Agahnim October 6, 2021

fuck this i'ma ted kaczynski this niggers mailbox

It's a term which means "fuck this i'ma bomb this persons mailbox" in a funny way.

Person 1: "Fuck this i'ma ted kaczynski this niggers mailbox."
Person 2: "What the fuck!?"

by goofygoobergrape33333 January 24, 2025

blades raczynski

super hot sexy talented alpha male leader of the pack 😤😩✊

- wow this dude is amazing
- yeah, major blades raczynski kinnie vibes amiright

by twojastaraherbaciara June 3, 2021

kawczynski

if this is your last name, you definitely have an obsession with led zeppelin or jimmy page. he is all you talk about. he is your daddy. your one and only. lover. your are also polish’s next have multiple friends with the name ava.

Oh, your last name is kawczynski? you must be crazy for jimbo am i right?

by bernieisbae April 19, 2020

kuczenski

A man who cheats with 12 women

I met a kuczenski once, He is such a player

by ScNeRd November 7, 2018

Morgan Marie Laczynski

Morgan overthinks anything, and everything. Morgan likes to help out people and tends to care about others way more than his/herself. When in a relationship Morgan gets really stressed because they don't want to mess anything up. Morgan's don't get attached very easily so if you are in a relation ship with a Morgan you are pretty lucky. When Morgan's overthink, they think of the worst, but it is only because of past relationships or experiences. Morgan's love to hang out with friends and family, and have good me. Morgan's love to play sports especially volleyball. Morgan's can be really beautiful. kind, smart. intelligent. etc. But will never believe it themselves. Morgan's can listen super well and tend to love help out people with their problem's. When Morgan is sad you can tell because she isn't her true Morgan self, energetic, and happy. if you know a Morgan you are really lucky.

friend: Morgan what is wrong?
Morgan: I am just overthinking again but I will be fine.
friend: Oh your just being the normal Morgan Marie Laczynski.

by 86410 November 12, 2020