JYSTER

André Heyns is the YSTER
Most people will say "Jou yster!" But André has exceeded that and become Jyster..

Jyster is the personified version of 'yster' which means amazing!

by AlexJB02 March 14, 2021

Jystin

The biggest douche-bag on the planet.

Stop being a Jystin!

by swaggin'wagon April 30, 2014

jyselle

Has a very JOLLY personality, very calm and patient. Great listener and will help you with anything. Very jumpy, yet shy. Panic @ The Disco Fan. Hold on to her because she is the type of person you would NOT want to lose any time soon. She loves elephants and hamilton.

Is that Jolly Jyselle I see??? Hey gurl Heyyyyyy!!!

by dod bupkin January 13, 2018

Jyslee

Jyslee is a kind, beautiful girl. She cares about other people, probably more than she cares about herself, but nobody knows for sure. She is a sweet and positive person. Anyone would instantly want to be friends with Jyslee once they met her. The bottom line is, everybody loves Jyslee.

"Oh my goodness, Jyslee is so nice!"

"Yeah, Jyslee is really pretty too. I really want to be friends with her. She makes me smile."

by YaBoiHayden April 6, 2017

jyster

Wonderful, super sexy human being. Brings joy to all.

by zeph October 6, 2003

Jysus

A satiric term refering to "Jesus". Coined by the Church of Fat on Xanga.

"I tell him about the testimonies in church. 'No one wants to hear someone say, 'I loved God since I was three and always have and grew up in a perfect family'. People want to hear, 'I used to shoot up heroine and have sex with hookers...but then I found Jysus.''"- John R. Lindensmith, The Church of Fat

by Random Church of Fatter July 24, 2006

Jyss-Fultonator

A lezbina machina. Also known as a homosexual mule with an attempt of backcombed blonde hair. She likes eggs.

Person A: Shutup you Jyss-Fultonator
Person B: Dont you call me a lezbian

by Gipo October 17, 2007