Xi Jinping

a piece of communist shit that ruins a great country, China

A: Who is Xi jinping?
B: he is a piece of communist shit

by ShadowFighterYT July 26, 2020

Jinpingasura

Jinping + asura (जिनपिंगासुर / જિનપિંગાસુર / জিনপিংআশুর) from Asian mythology, was a monster from a far off land in the east that was known to people of that time as China. He terrorized his people & people beyond his borders. He would steal Filipino fish, Tibetan copper, East Turkestani oil & gas, American technology, Hongkongese freedom etc etc. Once he is said to have unleashed 'bad air' that killed millions of people around the world. People at that time believed that it was a result of him farting after eating bat soup. People at that time called it Wuhan virus / China plague /Jinping Pox. He would threaten the country of Taiwan the most & torture the citizens of East Turkestan & Tibet the most. The vicious demon had huge fangs that the people of that time referred to as dictatorship, large saucer sized eyes that the people of that time referred to as electronic surveillance. He could peep into living rooms of millions all at once. He had long hands & vicious claws that he used, to rip out organs of hundreds of thousands of political prisoners across the country. The hideous monster Jinpingasura's reign of terror would last many many years.

Kids, gather around, it's story time, let me tell you the tale of the hideous monster Jinpingasura. Once upon a time, in a far off land, there lived a hideous monster Jinpingasura..... (kids are engrossed in the story...)

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 19, 2021

jingai

人外, a new term introduced in Japanese manga, which refers to non-human creatures who usually involves in some sort of relationship with humans (especially love).

The main male character from 魔法使いの嫁 is a jingai, and the manga itself is a jingai manga.

by Dagnabbit! December 17, 2014

Xi Jinping Virus, Jingping Virus

Alternate term for Chinese Virus, China Virus, CCP(Chinese Communist Party) Virus, and Wuhan Virus.

"Dude Biden is banning us from saying China virus and Wuhan virus."
"Really? What a Jinping cock sucker, just start calling it Xi Jinping Virus, Jingping Virus or something."

by 任务：消灭所有中国共产党人 January 29, 2021

Xi Jinping

He is basically what you will get from mixing a super mutant from fallout and Whinnie the Pooh. He is so insecure he tried to sanction a small nation just because it chose something on it's own.

Person: Hey don't act like a Xi Jinping!

by Yourguyfromthebsr March 18, 2022

Jinping Xi

The worst Chinese chairman. He want to be emperor.

Jinping Xi is called Baozi or Pooh in China.

by 114514 March 1, 2018

Xi Jinping

A massive yellow coloured bear severely addicted to a substance called "Hunny" ,which drives him mad, making him extremely oppressive and abusive to those weaker than him. He would find ways to snatch other people's money to buy Hunny to feed his addiction. Recently, he accidentally unleashed a deadly plague, COVID, while conducting his experiments and as such he locked up the people around him like prisoners to contain the plague even though it is now proven to be mild.

Xi Jinping is planning to convert the Xinjiang re-education camps as facilities to imprison those who caught covid 19.

by Chinaguy November 7, 2022