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Janaing

Being in a state of perpetual lateness in a all occasions (including one's own birth/death, wedding and every dinner/date/drinks/anything at all - EVER), despite exerting all available energy and having true and honest intention of meeting the predetermined time. Similar to "Fashionably Late" in that both describe an inability of promptness. The difference is that being "Fashionably Late" infers the occasion has previously begun, however, "Janaing" infers that the occasion can now begin and you were lucky said individual came to your lame party in the first place.
"Hey, did you guys see that guy here earlier with the non-ironic mustache and American Flag print Zubaz pants on? Dude, snorted a line of tequilla off the toilet seat. He died immediately after, it was insane"

"Nah, man, we were Janaing. Nothing good happened before we showed up. That dude's death was absolutely in vain and no one will remember he ever existed. Where's the keg?"
by You don't know how to baaaaaa October 13, 2013
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Janicing

When someone is being over dramatic and overwhelming, it’s always about them no one has ever had it as bad or as good. If Covid were a person it would be Janice
Birkin- “you never listen to me, I am telling you it was the worst day of my life, I could have died!”
Reply - stop Janicing Birkin it was a paper cut!!!
by Karlabrit September 21, 2021
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Janieing

Waking up on your first day of summer break, after a long junior year, then proceeding to invite two friends over while you drink. You drink a whole 750ml bottle of Southern Comfort, Tito’s, and Gilbey’s gin. Then you start to get hungry so your friend drives you in his red accord. You decide to get a sit down breakfast ant a place called Janie’s. You sit down and order a chocolate milk and an omelette. When your omelette arrives you pick up your fork and scoop the whole omelette onto the the damn floor. You then get escorted to the red accord by your friend that drives it. The waitress inside proceeds to call the cops. This leads to an officer opening the back right door and you vomit on his gun holster, pants, shoes, and in the red accord. You get put into and ambulance where you wake up to find your parents next to you and a BAC of 0.24. You then feel your pocket and realize neither the cops nor the medical staff found your dab pen aka “Big Purp.”
Did you hear about the kid that went Janieing?

Yeah that kids a fucking dumbass.
by Rick4220022 August 21, 2021
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