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(chick walks in) Dude...jalapeno!
jalapeno by Yeh. June 26, 2007
A big boned white girl, with a big butt, that a man of latin descent longs for, to make the salsa.
Oh man, look at the jalapeno! I want to make some salsa with her.

That jalapeno would make some great salsa.
jalapeno by sassywillow45 December 28, 2011
my bro(in theory) and he is very wierd and funny lolz
Jalapeno
Jalapeno by hotpinkdragon December 17, 2009
A word used to describe someone that is unable to pronounce their own name.
Sarah: Jade is such a 'Jalapeno'
Laura: Yeh I know, what kind of person doesn't know how to pronounce their own surname?
Jalapeno by Drake1989 July 17, 2011
hey....i seen Jalapeno the other day.
Jalapeno by jalapeno July 17, 2003
1. Xalapa; of spanish origin// A terminology that describes a popular chili commonly used in traditional Mexican cooking.
2. NOUN; Something, a word, fib or bite that will make your tongue swell & provide the inability to swallow your own thoughts, liquids and foods to calm or NuMB the pulsing and burning sensation across your mouth (much like a lie told consecutively or trail of deception)
"Jalapeno, Jalapeno, *insert lies told to his friends*, Jalapeno." - A boy with broken & forgotten promises.
Jalapeno by Never mind, babe. October 8, 2017