Jalapeño Bitch

(v) hah-luh-peyn-yoh bich - to be all up in yo bitch

(When Juan tells Mario he was fucking Mario's girlfriend that previous night)
I was jalapeño bitch last night.

by Jalapeño Bitch June 2, 2016

zesty jalapeño

When a male lathers his dick in hot sauce thin proceeds to in surt it in his partner's ass

He stuck his zesty jalapeño in her ass

by Captain Garett May 16, 2014

Jalapeño penis

The act where one person will eat hot food usually jalapeño and goes to pee with out washing there hands Therefore burning there penis with the heat

"omg I got jalapeño penis!"

by Blake Phipps June 12, 2016

Jalapeño hands

When u eat jalapeño chips and all the remains of the Jalapeño and chip crumbs are left on your hands preventing u from doing simple tasks such as using your phone

“Sorry I couldn’t text you back, I had jalapeño hands”

by Mistamoos3 February 27, 2019

Jalapeño Popper

Prison term for throwing or rubbing pepper or jalapeño in the eyes of an unsuspecting victim in the shower before taking advantage and buggering him. Meant to describe getting the worst of a disadvantage in any situation.

Larry this is worse that a Jalapeño Popper... My boss just fucking screwed me! He's taking away my IM!

by Hexicon September 26, 2006

hentai jalapeño

Putting a spicy substance on one's penis. Usually to be put into something or someone else.

I can't believe you dared me to give him a hentai jalapeño! Im in so much pain right now!

by Sixshooterp July 27, 2017

Jalapeño Popper

When you rub Icy Hot muscle rub on yer dick and then fuck yer partner in the ass.

Girlfriend: Hey, Babe, our sex life is getting kinda boring. We need to spice things up somehow.
Boyfriend: I’ve been telling you that anal sex is where it’s at. In fact, I bet you’d love a jalapeño popper.
Girlfriend: I don’t know… What’s a jalapeño popper?
Boyfriend: Hand me that muscle rub on the dresser and then bend over. I’ll show you.
Girlfriend: Ok…

by Blingoop January 8, 2022