Refers to a member of the opposite sex who, although acceptable for a one-night stand, is not worthy of being taken out to dinner or meeting your family.
Erik: Why didn't you get that bartender's digits? Take her out some time.
B-Rad: Oh her? That Ain't No Dinner Thing.
by MellionBob January 14, 2009
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saudi police: I see you just stole a piece of bread, I'm gonna have to cut off your hand for that

thief: That's not fair, it was only a piece of bread!

saudi police: Sorry baby, ain't no such things as halfway crooks *slashes hand off with le epic curved sword*
by timhoe December 15, 2020
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