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Indy 500 

An Indy 500 is a “racing stripe” of excrement, left by sliding one’s buttocks down the chest and abdomen, immediately after delivering a Hot Carl from the 69 position. Also possible with a Cleveland Steamer.
Kevin wanted to do something crazy for his birthday, so when he asked Tara the escort for a Hot Carl, she asked him,”Would you like an Indy 500 with that?”
Indy 500 by Dublin Jack February 7, 2024
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Indy 500 

When you snort a line of Adderal that is lined in a circle then take five shots of a choice tequila
Bro lets get wild tonight and do a Indy 500.

Did you watch Kevin just do a Indy 500!?
Indy 500 by Breeevon March 3, 2024