Your Mother Sews Socks In Hell! 

A popular miss hearing and parody of the quote “your mother sucks cocks in hell” from the 1974 horror film, The Exorcist

If someone were to talk about The Exorcist you’d tell them “your mother sews socks in hell!”

Your Mother Sews Socks In Hell! by LiquidLaunch October 18, 2023

your mother cooks socks in hell

A variation of the classic "Your mother sucks cocks in hell" line from the excorcist that is said to children. A possible spoonerism.

The power of rice crumples you!

your mother cooks socks in hell by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

your mother cuts socks in hell 

this isn't a spoonerism but a fully-fledged insult in its own right. it should be used in pleasant company as a derogative term favouring the speaker and referring to the audience. whilst there is a passing similarity to words spoken by Linda Blair, the referential difference is clearly important. it is a calm approach to dissing, using only references to items of clothing and common actions (normally using scissors).

"I love you!"
"SO! Your mother cuts socks in hell"
"Damn right she does"
"I love your too!"

(loud audience applause)...
(shouted by band member on stage)... "Your mother cuts socks in hell"
(louder audience applause)...

your mother cuts socks in hell by Mariah Cary's Layered Syrup on my Nan November 4, 2006

shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch

the act of wiping your friends moms ass with your balls then sticking them in her cooch (vagina)

last night me and your mom did shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch.

shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch by awesome24678 May 26, 2010