hummusexual

A person who prefers eating hummus to having sex with members of either sex.

Mike refused Mandy's advances in the bar and headed out buying hummus on his way home. I think he must be a hummusexual.

by amirfekr November 13, 2015

Sapio-hummussexual

A person who is sexually attracted to intelligent people from the Middle East.

I like her a lot: she is witty and bright, with charming middle eastern features. I am only attracted to people like her, smart and middle eastern, irrespective of their gender. I think I am sapio-hummussexual..

by Mohamad Al Jabban February 9, 2017