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Hot bag of Nickels

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When one takes nickles and boils them in water and then places them in a bag of sorts, such as a tube sock. When beating a person with a hot bag of nickels no bruising will occur no matter how hard you hit them as long as the nickels stay warm.
When my kids get on my nerves I simply beat them about the face and neck with a hot bag of nickels because it will not leave a mark.
by yummysmokedham March 1, 2009
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The first track on the second Filthy Frank album, "Pink Season."
Hey man, wanna listen to Hot Nickel Ball on a Pussy?
by KrayZWT February 22, 2017
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What your anus feels like when you have to defecate so immediately that the fecal matter is almost protruding from your body. The phrase "sitting on a hot nickel" is synonymous with "have a turtle head poking," "prairie doggin' it," and "touching cloth."
I have to poop so bad it feels like I'm sitting on a hot nickel!
by Professor of Poop Euphemisms November 1, 2013
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Man, his method was nothing but hotnickels.
by 907oracle November 10, 2022
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