Hot Cheetos

Those hot chips that turn everything red (even your poop) that you can eat with everything and it's hella good.

Recipe:

Take a plain bagel and toast it lightly
Take plain cream cheese and put a lot of it on the bagel
Put a lot of hot cheetos on one side, put a single layer on the other.

Smash the sides together and what do you have?
A CHAGEL. =

Denaynay: I want some hot cheetos and cream cheese
Jonqueesha: Man, just slap em on a bagel!

by MONiKAA November 12, 2009

Hot Cheeto

Small misshapen male genitals plagued with an intense rash. Often a genetic inheritance resulting in generational shame.

I courted her for a fortnight before she found out about my Hot Cheeto.

by JoelJangle December 6, 2016

Hot Cheetos

A group with Carley Majors Madisyn House Gabby Brown and Lily Hardeman and Braelyn Gibbons

We’re the Hot Cheetos gang

by Brae Brae 07 June 7, 2019

Hot Cheetos

When you put hot stuff all over your penis, insert your shlong in a hot Cheeto bag, and wait in a convience store until a black girl purchases you and sucks off all the hot Cheeto dust and hot sauce off your penis.

Sophia: yeah I got some hot Cheetos at the store, want some?

Mike: No stop my penis is in there.

by Dadadad4 June 11, 2018

Hot Cheeto

When a guy has sex with a girl whose on her period and isnt told. And when he pulls out his dick is bloody.

Did you hear Matt got a Hot Cheeto from Kelsey.

by Kejoko August 25, 2013

hot cheetoes

(n.) the basic food source of all fat maxicans. you can tell an addicted vato by the signature red stains on the fingers, lips, and sleeves.

yo couse. go down to tha cowna sto an buy me sum hot cheetos widt this 25 cent.

by joe shmoe February 26, 2003

hot cheetos

A sexy redheaded chick. Can be used as a noun or an exclamation.

Last night at the bar, my buddy told me to check out this ginger. Hot cheetos!

by Collar City Charlie March 22, 2011