holey trinity

When a woman is penetrated by 3 guys at the same time, (not to be confused with Holy Trinity).

Sharon Peters (fake name) has guys pay her for the holey trinity. Her ugly sister, Lisa Peters (fake name) has to pay the guys.

by Tuna Bitch January 20, 2009

Hoeny

The common moment when a hoe experiences and goes into heat for about three hours. During this time, she or he will proceed to text or call as many partners that they have either previously had or want to have in bed for that duration of time. The difference between horny and hoeny is that a hoes horniness is about 12x greater than the average moment of heat the respectable woman has.

Hoe: "Come on darling, you know you've wanted to have this body for a while."
Normal Human Being: "Nah bitch you hoeny"

by SheIlshocked June 13, 2019

Holey Harrison

n. The curious art in which one soaks a girl (preferably dead) in a bath tub for 7 days and then proceeds to insert their own holes. In addition they have intercourse with said holes. This action is named after Harrison Ford who was considered an extreme sexual deviant.

Your sister was not happy when i tryed to give her a holey harrison. She was a struggler.

by Negative Nancy 23 November 4, 2008

Holey Poley Hoe

"A po' hoe
Think she know, but don't know
She in a hole
Make enough moneyzz to get out the hole
But go spend it all on dope, Jordans and clothes
A Player like me call em holey poley hoes"

Contributed by Old School aka Holley aka East Texas Red

"If she wasn't such a holey poley hoe she would have paid me my mothafuckin $5, o funky bitch. Next time I'm gonna call the wrecker."

"This girl makes hundreds of dollars a night, but she is still taking taxis and begging for rides and living out of a motel. She is a holey poley hoe, funky bitch."

"I hate going to that ratchet strip club, all the girls are holey poley hoes"

by Old Skool October 26, 2018

holey water

vaginal juices

"she baptised his tongue with her holey water"

by Spycho August 5, 2003

holey

1. A common misspelling of the word "holy"
2. From, of, or related to a hole
3. Cute way of saying "hole"

1. Holey shit!
2. Holey shit!
3. Shit holey!

by David Hawaii May 23, 2007

Holey Peanut

The religion that revolves around the creation of the universe via a peanut, and the prophets Medardo and Kaiser, all given from the viewpoint of an überlord, Kuklinski. An interesting, yet humerous, tale about the life and crucifixion of Medardo, and Kaiser's numerous fights with the Greco-Roman gods.

0:0 Kaiser
And, on the first day. Kaiser created nothing. On the second day, Kaiser made a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich. On the third, fourth, and fifth days, Kaiser took a nap. On the sixth day, when he woke up...

by Antman April 1, 2004