This describes a dominant Basketball player who is godtiers above other Sideleagues such as the HBL and IHBL. If a HBA Player enters one of these leagues the league is instantly ruined for everyone else
Rusty:Yo I think im going to get a ring this year we got really good players!
Aetius:No man for that to happen we'd have to ban all the HOBA Players
by Ol Greener January 18, 2018
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a dude's head over heels over his broski. dude is very much in love. so dude calls him hoba. dude can also be referred to as joonie. hoba, aka hobi, aka the broski, is oblivious. but hoba loves his joonie a lot.
hoba do you wanna go on a fancy outing and have some wine?

joonie r u asking me on a date
AHAHAHHAHABA hoba. yea
by jiminbapp December 17, 2021
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The art of forcefully beating off a horse. (Sometimes a wheelchair is required/preferred)
Guy 1: Me and my cousin make money on the side givin hand jobs to the steeds down the road.

Guy 2: Oh you where given the steeds the heeba hoba.
by Angus Frogtown February 28, 2017
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