Ho Cake

A dude who resembles a cupcake/muffin in contrast to an Alpha male. A little bitch.

"What?!?! That fool was saying that shit about me??? Fuck that little Ho Cake!!! I'll fuck him up and piss on his kids when I'm done!!!

by gyroshema January 4, 2010

HO CAKE

A dried patch of semen left on clothing or furniture.

Monica Lewinsky had a ho cake on her dress.

by BEEEE-YATCH June 29, 2009

Ho cake

A Fat Pilsbury Chick with ho tendencies. The type of woman that will have a piece of Cake in her hand and be on top on her male counterpart.

Look at that chick eating up all that food at the all you can eat bar......shes such a Ho Cake

by NY Minute September 11, 2004

Ho-cake

When a person puts on so much makeup, it looks caked on, Usually involving a ho.

Bro did you see that ho-cake over there?

by UrbyForLife August 1, 2017