hershey highway patrol

A gay guy.
Someone that likes to give it up the pooper.

"Oh man I heard Jimmy is part of the Hershey Highway Patrol?"
"Yeah, him and his partner work Fridays and Saturdays."
"Wonder if he's gonna take his kid to Take Your Kid To Work Day."

by Lila K August 1, 2005

French highway patrol

(n.) Something that encourages one to do exactly the opposite of what it is designed to do.

Ricing up my Jag xjs before thrashing accross France and then the Autobahn in Germany, I knew I would be encouraged by a small blue Peugeot with flashing lights, and later a 5-series to go faster.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

San Andreas Highway Patrol

The Toughest Department in the State of San Andreas
{police department in GTAV}

Oh Shit its the San Andreas Highway Patrol!

by that random guy no one trusts March 6, 2019

Highway Petroleum

1) The words that an incompetent person will say when they are actually referring to a local law enforcement agency formally know as the "Highway Patrol"

2) An incorrect reference to a law enforcement entity made by confusing the meaning and context of the two unrelated terms "petroleum" and "patrol"

3) A grammatical error made by a person who is inept at speaking english properly.

ida made it out der to nikki's pig pickin if hadint got pulled by dem dangonn highway petroleum

by imsohott69 August 29, 2010

hershey highway patrolman

Someone who looks for anal sex.

Did you hear John talked Daniele into butt sex? What a Hershey highway patrolman.

by Xtbrowning February 5, 2014