Ham Doctor

A homosexual male who enjoys anal sex with overweight men.

Cliff's a total ham doctor; always trolling the clubs for the chub.

by LiveThinkTank2 July 22, 2009

Ham Doctor

A euphemism describing a person who has committed the most unspeakable and vile acts imaginable upon the ass of another. If you could get a doctorate in butt rape, then the Ham Doctor would qualify.

"We've got another red flag, sir. A bad one."
"Hit me."
"Ham Doctor."
"Eughh."

by Slyk July 22, 2009