haging wi

a small blonde carnivore animal that enjoys snaking on human hair. enjoys cartwheels and doing her makeup. dont approach a wild haging wi unless you know the proper mating calls

" HAGGING WI!!!!!! HAGGING WIIII!!!" these are the proper mating calls, careful haging wis could be anywhere!!!! WARNING!! it will kick when under attack!!
kelsi: the haging wi is close
joelle: i can hear its call
haging wi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHashfljfblwe
by theattacked!!! April 17, 2011
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jad hage

"One day I hope to be half the man Jad Hage is"
by r1d4h September 14, 2008
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El Hage

A suave man, usually indulges in copious amounts of red meat and Single Malt Scotch whisky, enjoys hunting, has a knack for multiple foreign languages, and is usually proficient in martial arts, military weaponry, and of course the art of love....

see also Gentleman Spy
" this seems impossible, but I know one guy who could pull it off....."

"time to bring in El Hage"
by Spartan87 December 21, 2016
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charlie hage

the coolest negro to walk the earth. An extremely chill and funny negro, usually of average inteligence
by hi6996 May 06, 2015
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jordan hage

A FUCKING CUNT
THE CUNT OF ALL CUNTS
jordan hage is a real cunt huh
by Yu Gi Oh FAN 101 April 05, 2016
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diva el hage

diva el hage is a rare and special female name. diva el hage girls are most likely to be very sexy and wise. they are usually into older men and know how to get a guy in under a minute. they hide their weaknesses using their flirty side and only open up to people they trust. they always make sure their closest friends are doing okay and love making them laugh with some dirty jokes... yes, diva el hage girls are very dirty minded, but that makes them even more interesting knowing how polite they are. they go through a lot but still wake up with a smile on their face. also, they're most likely to have an allergy on strawberries. in conclusion, diva el hage girls are one of the most precious friends anyone could ever have, and they are worth keeping forever.
person: oh look, it's diva el hage
person 2: anh, she looks so hot today!
by i love daglua February 14, 2021
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Gabriel Anthony Michael Hage

Gabriel Anthony Michael Hage = idiot.
by Gabe's Dr. Phil April 15, 2019
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