copping haberdashery

that outfit best suited for obtaining a lady for the evening.

"So I slid into my copping haberdashery and gave way to the original jones, sex."

by vincentantonelli August 11, 2009

haberdasheried

the feeling of having the wind blow off your hat unexpectedly

The wind is blowing so hard, I am haberdasheried

by theconan January 14, 2022

Haberdashery

Haberdashery embodies all physical, emotional, chemical, or conceptual disorder or entropy.

Babe, I'd like to take you to Long John Silver's for our two week anniversary, but they got the hush puppies on sale, and six people already been shot in the melees. I'm not down with that haberdashery.

by Frankietrain April 18, 2021