Grooting

The act of spreading ones legs and bending the knees while slowly waving the arms to resemble baby Groot.

Person 1: Dude what are you doing?

Person 2: Im grooting

Person 1: Why?

Person 2: I am Groot

Person 1: Can i try?

Person 2: We are Groot

by Lalaloopsyismyniggah August 11, 2014

Grooted

The act of being subjected to an unwanted advance at ones personal conduct and living space while receving a loving sticky note with 3pt font and a look of unpreproportional squinting.

"Can you pass the Texas Pete!"
"I just got grooted"

by a meber of 2 company October 06, 2011

Groot

1. A term used to describe a man who has a deformed penis, not too dissimilar to a tree branch.

2. Also used in much th same way as twat as an offensive term.

1. Hahahaha, he has a groot

2. Some fukin groot has nicked me fuckin wheels

by spluh January 26, 2006

grooted

Acronym for Get Rid Of One Thing Every Day. To eliminate/throw away/give away one item laying around one's household daily, in order to eliminate excessive clutter to better organize things.

I grooted an old can of varnish that had been sitting under my bathroom sink for years.

by Ponsonby Britt September 10, 2013

Grooted

A spiritual term indicating that you are grounded and your roots are firmly set. Ready to take on any task and/or meditate.

I had to get really {grooted} before I spoke to my boss about the raise.

by Enchanted Angel Lights May 04, 2015

GROOT

The base of the penis.

She wrapped her lips around my GROOT.

by Rich_mcd February 08, 2016

Groots

Grey hair roots.

The lady went into the salon to get her Groots done.

by Annie get your bun. October 29, 2015