government cheese

A bureaucrat who is really difficult to deal with; an official who will not bend the rules, someone who always does the government's bidding

That government cheese would not let me file a complaint with the court because I spelled Cort ("Court") wrong.

by David Casey November 30, 2004

Government Cheese

A BIG, HARD MASS; A BLOCK OF ORANGE-YELLOW PROCESSED "USDA CHEESE FOOD" ISSUED BY "DA GUBMENT" United States GOVERNMENT to aid needy families by supplementing their food resources. Used for making Grilled Cheese Sandwiches and Macaroni & Cheese but ALSO CAUSES severe, bowel obstructing constipation, silent but deadly stinky gas, and / or "the runs" diarrhea in those who are lactose intolerant.

I just got some Government Cheese, but I'm not gonna make a grill cheese sandwich cause it gave me the runs last time I ate it.

by Pattye Anderson, MSN, APRN, NFNP, LNC, PHN November 13, 2005

Government cheese

a hot girl with a nice ass that you suspect was at sometime fed with food stamps.

Ted said to Chris about the hot girl standing at the corner,"Look at all the government cheese."

by Smart but lazy June 8, 2021

Government cheese

Cheese made by the U.S government that is sent to Panchitos

This burger tastes like lexi fold and Government Cheese

by Govcheese November 16, 2019

Government Cheese

Poverty, the state of being poor

Also known as “eating cheese from the government”

(Talking about a rich person)
“You can tell they ain’t never got a taste of that Government Cheese”

(Talking about making it out)
“Can’t believe I used to live off Government Cheese”

(Talking about someone poor)
“They look like they have Government Cheese for every meal”

by ñēvērłāñd March 12, 2025

Government Cheese

Government cheese is MONEY that comes directly from the government.

The Cheese Heads of Green Buy aren’t crazy about cheese they are crazy about Government Money.

The Government does not make cheese. There is no Gov cheese factory making blocks of cheese. Thats gross.

Rich idiot: “Let’s make up dinosaur’s and then ask for Government Cheese to give us Money to research them”. Or “let’s create movies with Serial Killers in them then ask for Government Cheese to research the problem”. Or “buy more Government cheese with Chinas Money”.

by Brian schwisow January 21, 2023