The Goblet

A maneuver in which one makes a firm fist and proceeds to jam it into a person's anus. Used mainly in idle threats and should rarely, if ever, be performed on any living being.

Stop being an idoit or I'll give you The Goblet!

Bend over and get ready for The Goblet!

by Chuck Fresh September 28, 2006

Goblets

An adjective used to exclaim an act of pure godliness on the golf course. Hitting a tough or clutch shot.

Goody: "Fang is on the 18th green with a forty footer for eagle and the win....and he sinks it!!!!!"

Wilson and Lucas: "Goblets!!!"

by Zeus1 April 13, 2009

Cum Goblet

The Cum Goblet is a sexual activity in where whilst having a hand job your inexperienced girlfriend puts her hand over the top of your bell-end as if it were an upturned goblet she then proceeds to move up and down until you cum onto her palm

Josh’s girlfriend gave him the cum goblet
I hope my girlfriend doesn’t give me the cum goblet
What the fuck is a cum goblet

by Women Moment December 3, 2020

cock goblet

A person whom frequently gobbles the cock. Can also describe a goblet quite literally filled with cock.

"Holmes, your bi-atch loves the man-meat fo' sho'"
"True dat bruvva, she's a real cock goblet"

by G. Bastard Zutron February 23, 2009

Goblet of Fire

The toliet you use to rid your body of that spicey mexican food you had for dinner.

"I went over to meet her parents and that Taco Bell came knocking on my back door so I turned her parent's toliet into the Goblet of Fire."

by aseaiveswam March 8, 2009

Royal Goblet

Where a girl takes her tit out and dips it into your drink (most likely Wine) a few times.

That bar allows it's waitresses to serve Royal Goblets

by Heavydrinker123 January 22, 2018

goblet squat

The act of a woman squatting over a goblet or similar drinking vessel after sex and flexing vag to deposit liquids.

Shitson, my new missus love to goblet squat!
Yeah but does she goblet shot?

by Miss Filth December 3, 2013