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goatfaking

Goatfaking is when you’re faking being the GOAT (greatest of all time). Generally used to humble those with large egos when they claim to be the GOAT when they are, in fact, just goatfaking.
Person One: Bro I’m boutta destroy you in a 1v1 bro
Person Two: nah bro your goatfaking on me
by BigChungus1488 May 24, 2024
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Gutfucking

The act of cutting a hole in your partner's abdomen and sticking your dick in said hole.
the surgeon was gutfucking his patient when nobody was watching.
by shadowXsonicR34 June 16, 2024
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Goatfuckistan

A term used by some U.S. Service Members that served during The Global War on Terror (GWOT) to describe the country their deployment(s) took place. The term is based on evidence by eyewitness account of U.S. Soldiers on the ground entering an area or structure while the act of bestiality with goats was occurring. Numerous videos on LiveLeak taken by MQ-1 Predator, MQ-9 Reaper and AH-64D Apache helicopters of locals having sexual intercourse with goats on rooftops can still be found on the internet.

The term also can be a derogatory statement of any country from Northern Africa to South Asia where the dominant religious groups can be of Muslim Faith.
Soldier 1: goddamn bro i can't wait to get the fuck out of goatfuckistan.
Soldier 2: same bro, same.
by DemocracySix April 15, 2024
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